Thursday, March 12, 2009

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Look ye below - I try my hand at art
I couldn’t deny; the end might be a fart
With this, I proceed to admire women’s curves
Something every despo IITian feels he deserves

Voluptuousness can be a pleasant source of heat
Holding the sausage hostage can feel really sweet
It’s something every man thinks about everyday
Otherwise, rest assured, he’s got to be gay!

God has always played the gender game
But for this, hallowed be thy name
With a waist so titillating and nice
Oh Such beauty! It arrests all eyes

Moving on, I marvel at that round ass
A slick thong looks so amazing on a lass
Young children, old men, all shall deprave
As It can awaken an immortal from his grave

For such grave lewdity, kindly cut me some slack
Using euphemism and nicety in verse, I a tad lack
But look above and you’ll realize what’s inside
Few lines a bit narrow, others slightly wide

The love for curves, I did try to manifest
Truly speaking, in joblessness and zest
Next time, better verse I shall employ
For now, just glance above and enjoy


  1. You missed Women's Day by a bit.

  2. Brilliant! I like the way you "shape" your stanzas. ;)

  3. Like good, nay gracious, amicable hosts
    We declare we'll not delete these posts
    Please take care, though, from next time
    Even your comments must be in rhyme.

  4. I never understood why
    A woman's shape so enamours a guy;
    Or such poetry it can inspire-
    If Muse read it, she would retire.

  5. Berate, despair
    at the lewd verse I could
    But I bow to the masters
    who penned this verse too good!
    (Awesomeness :D)

  6. Self satisfying a figure all want,
    The Nay, a Aye, a wink of an eye.
    A perfect shape
    Some keep
    Some decept.

  7. I hope, Rajat, I really hope you know it-
    Knowledge of ellipses never made a poet.
    Next time, you see a waist and shout "Hola"
    May vomit descend on you in a parabola.

    Engineers, doctors, corporates and men in IT
    Deserve to reproduce, and live in piety.