These musketeers, well they were wee
For our purposes there were just three
The way he wielded his sword, a musketeer
Put paid to the notion that the pen is mightier
Their swords would swing at speeds supersonic
But otherwise, they were definitely moronic.
Every now and then, they would shout
"One for all and all for one"
Whip their swords out, get ready for a bout
And that's how all their work was done.
But "musketeers" is what they were called
And at this, I am seriously appalled.
For, what man, in possession of one,
Would use a sword and not the gun?